January 10, 2007

{ 12 penis phrases I found when I searched for "names for penis" on google. }

A Baker's dozen.

1. "Bad Beef"
2. "Butter's Bat"
3. "Pud"
4. "Tim Allen's Name for it on Home Improvement (was) 'Big Jim and the Twins"
5. "Organic Dildo"
6. "Young Sir"
7. "Doughnut Holder"
8. "Bludgin' Koalar Basher"
9. "Méné, only in Quebec and to Indicate the Rod of a Child"
10. "Le Chauve à Col Roulé" [The Bald Man with a Turtle Neck]
11. "Melkbot"
12. "Manimal"
13. "Rævguitar (Ass-Fox)"

By Lindsey in Twelves | Comments:

Comments

I would have say hands down this is total waste of a post.

Posted by: Lame at February 18, 2007 3:41 PM

Schooled. Life according to big jim and the twins, style.

Posted by: Lindsey at February 18, 2007 9:01 PM

fucking idiot.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at March 27, 2007 11:30 AM

i love that this list has elicited such scorching debate! ;)

Posted by: garrett at April 6, 2007 5:34 PM

I like the idea of me spending well over an hour on this post.
Combing though each search for a quality selection. Hmmm, Butter's Bat, that will do. Ten minutes later, Young Sir, YES, you've made the cut. It's a potpourri of penis posts randomly found when spending more time than anybody should on this subject. This is funny to me.

Also, "Rævguitar (Ass-Fox)" reminds me of a penis version of
"Wüstenfuchs", Rommel, "The Desert Fox" which in turn makes me think about Brigadier General Francis Marion, "The Swamp Fox" who we studied a lot in West Virginia history in Junior High School. I enjoy that "Ass-Fox" took my brain in this direction. This is also funny to me.

Posted by: Lindsey at October 7, 2007 6:09 PM